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@Marlebean: Me: My neighbor who's a doctor said it's healthy to sleep nude

Friend: What type of dr?

Me: Optometrist I guess. He has lots of binoculars

Me: My neighbor who’s a doctor said it’s healthy to sleep nude

Friend: What type of dr?

Me: Optometrist I guess. He has lots of binoculars

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