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@ch000ch: ME: my therapist told me to stop talking about people as if they weren't here
THERAPIST: [rubbing temples] i know
@javi_draws: Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard?
Mom: *nudging me* that should've been you
Me: Not now Mom
Mom: Not asking for an artist to help, are they?
Everyone on the plane: Wait, you're an artist?
Everyone on the plane, including dying guy: Can you draw me?
@BoomBoomBetty: One time I was talking to a really cute med student, we were flirting and laughing and it all looked promising. Then I sat down on a chair and it collapsed under me and shattered.
Anyway that was 26 years ago and I haven’t sat down since.