We all scream because grandma is visiting for Christmas and she forgot her hearing aids again.
ME: ok i’m gonna tell you some stuff, but only if you promise not to judge me afterwards
JUDGE: no can do
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FDA should require Starbucks baristas/cashiers to be calorie counters.
“Here’s change of 50 and that’s 1,073 calories of your Venti Frap.”
If by “fetching” you mean “looks like I was dragged from the woods by a dog” then yes I look fetching.
imagine being a tree. just imagine it. imagine the good times (wind gently blowing your leaves); imagine the tough times (wind roughly blowing your leaves). imagine the ok, so-so times (there’s no wind)
When my kids were younger, I would dream about all of the awesome things they would do when they grew up.
Now I just hope one day they learn to how to pee in the toilet, close a cupboard and rinse a dish before putting it in the sink.
It only took four men to wallpaper my house, but I had to slice them really thin.
If I’m guilty of anything it’s that I care too much, that and murder
Starting my diet and training tomorrow; hope I can count on your support and prayers that I die in my sleep. Please RT.
Brie is my favorite cheese that sounds like a white girl you meet for a mani/pedi while drinking Chardonnay & quoting “Mean Girls.”
*Throws caution to the wind*
*gets covered in caution*