@Mom_Overboard: Me: *ordering "Boyfriend jeans" online* OMG I can't wait for them to get here, I wonder what kind of boyfriend they come with!
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@MattTheBrand: therapist: you're overthinking me: what if- therapist: don't me: WHAT IF therapist: me: what if everyone else is underthinking
@OctopusCaveman: Mr. Smith: My family names goes back to my ancestor that was a blacksmith. Mr. Carpenter: Mine goes back to an ancestor that was a woodworker. Mr. Dickinson: Mine goes back to an ancestor we no longer speak of
@ItsLaTourette: It's so unsettling meeting a baby with a grown man's name. No I don't want to hold Keith but can he look over my investment portfolio for me