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@AimeeHelene1: Me: *parks in "pregnant women only" parking spot after overeating at the buffet*

Stranger: Oh wow, you look like you're going to pop! When are you due?

Me: Probably in like 24-30 hours.

Me: *parks in “pregnant women only” parking spot after overeating at the buffet*

Stranger: Oh wow, you look like you’re going to pop! When are you due? 

Me: Probably in like 24-30 hours.

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