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@kidnapped_jesus: Me: please tell me my future, madame

Palm reader: *studies my hand* it says 'lots of seks and the good cheeses'

Me: awesome

Palm reader: in sharpie

Me: yeah

Palm reader: you're going to die alone

Me: please tell me my future, madame

Palm reader: *studies my hand* it says ‘lots of seks and the good cheeses’ 

Me: awesome

Palm reader: in sharpie

Me: yeah

Palm reader: you’re going to die alone

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