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@KarateDonuts: Me: *pouring beer on the ground*
CW: For your homies?
Me: What? No. This is Coors Light. Nobody should drink this shit.

Me: *pouring beer on the ground* CW: For your homies? Me: What? No. This is Coors Light. Nobody should drink this shit.
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