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@RedRegenerated: ME: *scattering remains* He loved this park.

PARK RANGER: But...but he hasn't been cremated!

ME: *lowering axe* Cremated?

ME: *scattering remains* He loved this park.

PARK RANGER: But…but he hasn’t been cremated!

ME: *lowering axe* Cremated?

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