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@thedad: Me: *showing photos on my phone* that's my daughter in her play, and that's my son covered in mud
Colleague without kids: *pointing at his phone* this is me in the Bahamas, and that's my Porsche
Me: Let's not do this anymore

Me: *showing photos on my phone* that’s my daughter in her play, and that’s my son covered in mud
Colleague without kids: *pointing at his phone* this is me in the Bahamas, and that’s my Porsche
Me: Let’s not do this anymore

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