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@Megatronic13: Me: sshhhhh, the house is right there *loading shotgun*

Realtor: *steps on a twig that snaps loudly*

House: *picks up garage and runs into the forest*

Me: for a realtor, you really suck at house hunting

Me: sshhhhh, the house is right there  *loading shotgun* 

Realtor: *steps on a twig that snaps loudly* 

House: *picks up garage and runs into the forest* 

Me: for a realtor, you really suck at house hunting

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