@: me standing up forgetting i have an iron deficiency
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@ArfMeasures: Her: So you wrote Amazing Grace about your ex? Me: Yes Her: And now you've written one about me! I'm so excit- Choir master: Now we sing Adequate Rachel Her: what
@DanMentos: "Bob's here" Bob from work or Bob THE HARBINGER OF DEATH *an icy wind blows as black clouds consume the sky* "Bob from work" *clouds recede*
@ch000ch: call 2 psychiatrists and tell them ur gonna put them on the phone with a guy who thinks he's a psychiatrist. now put them in the same call.