@kelllicopter: *me talking to a couple* so who’s the 6 and who’s the 9?
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@wittwitbarista: *text message* Cat: Slave, I'm missing a box. I had 2 & now I have 1. I blame the dogs. Find it. Me: but I'm at work. Cat: find it.