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@AndrewNadeau0: ME: The cupboard keeps opening
HANDYMAN: I see why
M: Ghosts?
H: ...This screw's loose
M: Right... But where would ghosts get a screwdriver?

ME: The cupboard keeps opening
HANDYMAN: I see why
M: Ghosts?
H: …This screw’s loose
M: Right… But where would ghosts get a screwdriver?

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