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@OfficeofSteve: Me: The dogs ears are so soft!
Wife: I know!
Me: I want to make a pillow out of them
Wife: .....
Me: Not now obviously, like, when he dies

Me: The dogs ears are so soft!
Wife: I know! 
Me: I want to make a pillow out of them
Wife: …..
Me: Not now obviously, like, when he dies

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