QB: Do you think I should go for it?
COACH: I say go for it
QB: Would you like to go for a coffee sometime?
me: the opposite of “some” is both “all” and “none”, which are also opposites of each other but not opposites of “some”
the pentagon: who else have you talked to about this
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