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@NewDadNotes: Me: [touches wife’s arm] ⚡️ZAP⚡️

Wife: Ow! You shocked me!!!

Me: I am so sorry.

Wife: it’s ok, it’s not like you did it on purpose.

Me: [under breath] pika pika.

Me: [touches wife’s arm] ⚡️ZAP⚡️ 

Wife: Ow! You shocked me!!!

Me: I am so sorry.

Wife: it’s ok, it’s not like you did it on purpose.

Me: [under breath] pika pika.

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