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@NewDadNotes: Me: [touches wife’s arm] ⚡️ZAP⚡️
Wife: Ow! You shocked me!!!
Me: I am so sorry.
Wife: it’s ok, it’s not like you did it on purpose.
Me: [under breath] pika pika.