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@ArfMeasures: Me: ugh I HATE meeting new people
Midwife: Support his head
@Reverend_Scott: I saw a guy with antlers on his car, so I shot it.
@Bob_Janke: I found an extra $9 in the bank! Get dressed baby we're going to Little Caeser's!
MONSTER: What is my name?
"We'll call you…Frankenstein"
MONSTER: But that is your name
"Yeah, people won't make a big deal of it"
@TheTweetOfGod: It's true what they say: shut up.
@PinkCamoTO: Tried a sample of rosemary mint body wash today and now I smell like a very clean roast chicken.