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@pleatedjeans: Me: we're throwing a surprise party for Tim
Wife: don't you hate Tim?
Me: [filling balloons with bees] yes

Me: we’re throwing a surprise party for Tim
Wife: don’t you hate Tim?
Me: [filling balloons with bees] yes

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