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@PaperWash: me: what are you doing

lawyer: [opening briefcase full of ham sandwiches] judges are more sympathetic to your situation after they eat

prosecutor: [opens briefcase full of meatball subs]

lawyer: aw dude you’re going to jail

me: what are you doing 

lawyer: [opening briefcase full of ham sandwiches] judges are more sympathetic to your situation after they eat 

prosecutor: [opens briefcase full of meatball subs] 

lawyer: aw dude you’re going to jail

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