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@WhatsAGreenhorn: Me: What would you do to a Klondike bar?
Wife: To or for?
Me: Just one
@emilyarse: students: i broke 18 ribs can i be excused from this absence
professor: tough shit
same professor: well kids unfortunately i stepped in a puddle with socks on so class will be cancelled indefinitely