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@ArfMeasures: ME: What's wrong? I told you I have prosthetic legs

DATE: Yes it's just...I didn't think you meant

ME *scuttles closer*

DATE: 6 of them

ME: What’s wrong? I told you I have prosthetic legs

DATE: Yes it’s just…I didn’t think you meant

ME *scuttles closer*

DATE: 6 of them

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