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@KKAlThani: Me: why did you stop me?

Cop: for starters you're not wearing a seatbelt.

Me: what about main course?

Cop: step out of the car.

Me: why did you stop me?

Cop: for starters you’re not wearing a seatbelt.

Me: what about main course?

Cop: step out of the car.

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