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@BoomBoomBetty: Me, yelling my head off every day.
14 yo son: Sorry, I didn’t hear you.

Pizza delivery driver exhales at front door two floors down from bedroom.
14 yo: Pizza’s here.

Me, yelling my head off every day. 
14 yo son: Sorry, I didn’t hear you. 

Pizza delivery driver exhales at front door two floors down from bedroom. 
14 yo: Pizza’s here.

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