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@milehighocd: Me: You ask so many questions that I want to stab a fork in my eye.

Her: Why?

Me: *stabs fork into eye*

Me:  You ask so many questions that I want to stab a fork in my eye.

Her:  Why?

Me:  *stabs fork into eye*

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