Michael Cera and Jesse Eisenberg bump into each other, say sorry awkwardly, then try to sidestep each other but keep stepping the same way.
ME: you really put the cute in executione-
WARDEN: alright hit the switch
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Superheroes come from broken homes & inattentive parents.
Parents, stop hugging your kids. We need a Batman.
Got kicked out of the supermarket for aggressively cuddling the peaches again
If the human race has a “signature move,” its gotta be lying to the dentist about flossing.
Officer, this ticket says 1:59 am, but thanks to daylight savings, it’s now 1:00. So slow down, TimeCop, I haven’t committed the crime yet.
Going to get a facial today… this guy on Craigslist is offering a way lower price than the salon!
Goodnight sanctimonious people arguing on the internet
So let me get this straight, she shot someone through the heart and the worst thing you can say about her is that she gives love a bad name?