We're redesigning Funny Tweeter. Your feedback is always welcome. Talk to us at @funTweeters
@DrakeGatsby: Me: You’ll never take me alive.
Executioner: Yeah that wouldn’t make sense.
@timdonakowski: If Coca-Cola REALLY cared about the obesity problem they'd put cocaine back in their recipe.
@Rlpihl: Noah: I need 2 of every animal
Shark: even us?
Noah: no, you can swim
Unicorn: I'm pretty good at swimming
Noah: go for it
@Donna_Gallers: Avoid the horror of watching your children’s nativity this year by using a condom approximately six years before you have to attend.
@MerriamWebster: Trust us: the feminine form of 'ghostbuster' is 'ghostbuster'.
@ThinkingSavage: 'I know a black person'
- White people