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@DrakeGatsby: Me: You’ll never take me alive.
Executioner: Yeah that wouldn’t make sense.
@GianDoh: *dents another car while parking*
*leaves note under windshield wiper*
“Material possessions are ephemeral and evanescent. Move on. I know I have.”
@iLick_sheDrip: Stop editing ya'll pics. What if you go missing? how you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on facebook & chief keef in person.
@LizHackett: Whenever I see a family and one child is trudging slightly behind everyone and crying, I want to lean in and whisper, "Someday you will write jokes."
@tarashoe: whatcha thinkin bout
@_Tempo11: Him: Send me a shower pic