You know what? If Argentina wants to cry for me, I’m okay with that.
Me: You’re clingy & adorable. Like a koala.
Her: I’m amazed you can spell koala.
Me: *deletes ‘how to spell coalla’ from browser history*
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If weddings were for couples there would be men’s wedding magazines.
My sister and I were in an elevator and a lady got huffy and told us to speak English, so we obliged her and continued our conversation about her in English.
Referring to another employee as a “gingeraffe”will land you in sensitivity training…no matter how tall and redheaded they are.
It’s “Bring Your Kids To Work Day” and all my cats are fighting in the break room.
For the baby who has everything
I’m saving myself for marriage.
Sorry, FROM. Saving myself FROM marriage.
Her: You look great without glasses
Me: I don’t wear glasses
Her: *putting them back on* I do