*in the corridor of the club waiting for my transitions lenses to turn back into glasses* i’ll see you ladies inside
“Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus” is on, followed by “Mega Shark vs Crocasaurus”. Nice job, SyFy. Way to GIVE AWAY THAT GIANT OCTOPUS LOSES.
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Me: *presses “Continue” on Netflix
The tattoos in your shirtless avi say ‘bad boy’; the flowered wallpaper behind you scream ‘living in mom’s sewing room’.
Land line and the doorbell both rang at the same time and I collapsed in the middle of the kitchen.
My daughter said she wants to run away. We talked. She knows she can walk. I wont chase her.
bout dat hot dog summer
stop asking me if im hispanic when i already told y’all im hispeace!!!
You said No DMs, but you didn’t say anything about stopping by.
Anyways I’m at the door.
Seems like Pizza Hut should be able to afford a house by now.