Nintendo say they are protecting children from inappropriate language online by making their voice chat app so bad that nobody will use it
Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Mars has 2 moons. Venus has no moons. Do you see where I’m getting at? Men, GIVE BACK OUR MOON!
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I need a car. Hiding in people’s trunks and hoping they’re going to Wal-Mart isn’t working out for me.
mark, my words. *mark brings me a dictionary* thanks mark
Seeing a stuffed deer head on a wall makes me imagine its legs in the next room, just flailing around wildly.
Hangin with my peeps at the club. Biting their heads off, one by one. Enjoying their marshmallow deliciousness.
I have taken 37 steps since March 16th. Call me for your fitness needs.
Me: We’re well stocked with the necessities, let’s not waste food
What my kids hear: Yayy let’s eat, every hour, like it’s a cruise buffet
“Eating Clean” means not leaving a scrap behind on your plate right?
Then yes, I “eat clean”.
Taco Bell: You need to loosen up.
*prospective pet owner interview
Dog (suspicious): Uh huh. And what exactly do you want from me in exchange for this “food” and “shelter”?