@TampaBayMomma: Men think us women dream of finding the perfect man when really, all we want is to eat anything without getting fat.
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@AimeeHelene1: 1st day of hunting season: *puts on camo* *climbs up in tree stand* *waits w/binoculars to see one hunter accidentally shoot another hunter*
@sageboggs: I'm glad I learned about parallelograms instead of how to do taxes. It's really come in handy this parallelogram season
@Rollinintheseat: Cyndi Lauper: “Girls just want to have fun.” Me: “Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.”