@SteveAmiri: So far my favorite villain in the Superman/Batman movie is the casting director.

@DanMentos: good baseball player nicknames if they weren't already taken: - batman - hitler

@samfromks: *Holds centipede up to your cheek as you're sleeping and whispers* Hey baby, the restraining order said a hundred feet...

@alan_maguire: I'm watching two crows fight over a toothbrush. Crows don't even have teeth, it's just capitalism making them want things they don't need

@generaldietz: I wonder why they don't like me using the label maker