@kibblesmith

Mickey Mouse’s pants out of context look like something that would try to kill Mario.

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@LurkAtHomeMom

Called Comcast to see about dropping my service and long story short, If anyone wants to watch Showtime, call me on one of my 36 landlines.

@KeetPotato

me: “beetle rabbit”
boss: “that’s a terrible idea for a cartoon”
jim who always steals my ideas but makes them better somehow: “bugs bunny?”

@causticbob

Wife: Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
Husband: Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.

@stevevsninjas

Safari Guide: *whispering* Folks, it’s a rhinoceros. Just back away without any erratic movements.

Wacky Inflatable Tube Man: Uh-oh.

@knot_eye

I can’t be the only one that sees the day when
a direct message from a catfish is called carp DM.

@copymama

Virtual learning silver lining: When your kids don’t leave the house all day, you can go longer without bathing them.