Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: you like my car?
Me: I could do this all day.
Might get a face tattoo that says: make good choices
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Worm: If you cut a glow worm’s tail off, he’ll be de-lighted haha
Me: I don’t get it
Early bird: I do
In terms of spelling difficulty, I think the word “average” is between easy and hard.
Her: bless you
Germs: RETREAT RETREAT
[from under your bed]
Babe, are you mad at me?
Really? EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting?
I used to complain about crying babies on airplanes but last week I was flying, both pilots died & a crying baby landed us on a soccer field
If the earth IS flat then maybe dinosaurs live on the other side, and we keep digging up their dead and buried.
Brit: You don’t say queue in America, do you?
Me: *condescendingly* We say all of the letters here.
There is wisdom there.