I’m not to thrilled with our solar system.
I rate it one star..
Might see you guys in 15-25yrs. Weekend with my folks & it’s only a matter of time before I snap.
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Why hunt for vampires when you can just open a tuxedo shop and have them come to you? Work smarter, not harder.
Some people are like 5yr olds, they shake heads in agreement, but you KNOW by the look in their eyes, they have no clue what you just said.
Can we talk about your pleated, cuffed corduroys, or are we just going to let it happen?
The year is 2200. All fossil fuels are depleted. Our only source for coal is Santa Claus. Everyone must be naughty for the sake of mankind.
Gas is like $40/full tank
Carrots are like $1/pound
Ya boi is getting a horse.
Me: I just don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings.
Dermatologist: As we’ve discussed, the sun doesn’t have feelings and won’t know it’s been blocked.
The Sun: *gasps* that BITCH
I hate when I drop my chili cheese dog in my car and then I have to eat my whole car.
If the human race has a “signature move,” its gotta be lying to the dentist about flossing.
Eat food with the fridge open in front of the other food to establish dominance as well as prepare for the next feeding.