I’m still angry about those Oreo Thins. I’m here waiting for TripleStuf and QuadrupleStuf and they’re all “we went the other way with it.”
Mo’ money mo’ problems might be true, but I’d still like to find out for myself.
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Road rage, because yelling and cursing at strangers in the safety of your vehicle is fun.
Unless they have a gun.
I would not advise turning your frown upside down. The surgery is extremely painful and not covered by most insurance.
I called someone persnickety today. He looked so taken aback. Some people can’t handle that kind of hip vibe & powerful sensuality I guess.
My shower has two settings:
-The Ending of Terminator 2
[sitting up to eat my ice cream] I feel my core getting stronger already
My gf told me to take my phone and stick it where the sun don’t shine.
So I sent it to Seattle.
Women make no sense some days.
If a UFO silently mowed my lawn during the night, I wouldn’t say shit.
The first rule of parenting is: never negotiate with terrorists.