Me: Let’s invite them over for dinner two weeks from now. It will be great!
Two weeks later. Husband and I cranky, annoyed and frantically cleaning.
Both: Never again.
mom: how was the ballgame
me: they showed sex on tv
dad: he means the kiss cam
me: haha no *crossing out line in notebook* that’s for sure different than sex and I knew that
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can you use it in a sentence?
“in most states, yes”
10 years ago parents were like “be careful what you put on the web” and we were all “lol. old people.” now none of us can ever be President.
I’d throw you a flower, infact, I’d throw you an entire plant.
Me: “Toilet paper, over or under?”
Me: *flips table* NEXT!!!!!
day 16 of being stuck in:
me: shall I have another glass of wine?
my wall: yes catherine splendid idea
Yep, it’s still there.
If Anne hath a will, Anne Hathaway.
“Lucy, in the sky, with diamonds.” – John Lennon, the world’s worst Clue player
What would Jesus do? Today, take Mary out to Olive Garden.