@JKNenagh: Mom: If all your friends jumped off a cliff would you do it too?
Me:If all parents used that same metaphor would you use it too?
#slapped
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@adult_mom: Start yelling "DON'T FORGET!" when saying goodbye to people so that they panic about what they're supposed to be remembering
@_4kidscrazy: Birth control??? Here watch my kids for 10 minutes.
@Douchekevin: How could you be pregnant!?!?!?!?! I bought he GOOD dollar store condoms!!!
@timdonakowski: My wife and I got into an argument. And now I'm gonna do these dishes so hard.
@samalmightysam: I'm so poor I can't even pay for my own consequences.
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