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@DanMentos: mortgage broker: You’ll need proof of stable income.
me: no problem
broker: Where are you currently employed?
me: Spirit Halloween

mortgage broker: You’ll need proof of stable income. 
me: no problem
broker: Where are you currently employed?
me: Spirit Halloween

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