Moses had the first tablet with cloud connectivity.

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me: yeah i guess so

my enemy, ted: want to play a game


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uh, hey. are you gonna make the ‘snapped my g-string’ joke?


*steve leaves*


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I bet she never tried smashing it over someone’s face.


My voicemail greeting:

Its 2016, please hang up and text me before the beep so I don’t get a notification.


I’m going to give guided tours of my house, pointing out all the things I tried to fix.


If a bear attacks you, play dead. Ok good, you’re about to feel like this forever


Emperor: Luke, kill Vader and become my apprentice.

Vader: But why? I’ve been loyal.

Emperor: Have you ever listened to yourself breathe?