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@TheToddWilliams: [mosquitoes]

MORT: I think I'm a vampire

MARV: We all love blood, Mort

MORT: But I can't see myself in this mirror

MARV: That's a leaf

[mosquitoes]

MORT: I think I’m a vampire

MARV: We all love blood, Mort

MORT: But I can’t see myself in this mirror

MARV: That’s a leaf

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