Mice were invented in 1867 to help control the cheese population.
Most people don’t think I’m as old as I am until they hear me stand up.
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dad, why does my cake say “we dont want a talking cake”
“its a long story son”
So in 2016 I’ve decided to leave all the negative people behind. So im sorry if i owe you money because im moving on from that now.
It has been
2?4? 0 days
since you last stepped in cat puke.
5yo just asked for, and I quote, “two fingers of milk” if you’re wondering how parenting during lockdown is going
They say children are our future, but when the wifi went out and my son didn’t know how to turn off a lamp, I’m not so sure about this.
I came this close!!!!