@shariv67: Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe, so basically a clown ninja.
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@jctwritesstuff: Why would I want to talk to your baby? On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.
@SamDeLanche: Good to know that if they ever release a lion in Walmart you only have to run faster than the fat lady with the zebra print pants on.
@TheAndrewNadeau: GRANDPARENTS: This used to be orange groves. US: That used to be a Blockbuster. KIDS IN THE FUTURE: All that used to not be underwater and also somehow on fire.