@jeannerbeaner: "Mounting debt" sounds way sexier than it is.
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@UnfilteredMama: My toddler had a meltdown at bedtime because her pajamas were “too comfortable.” It’s a rough life.
@senderblock23: Why is there a wolf on Wall Street. Animals are bad with money. My cat just lost $80 at high-stakes uno
@ArfMeasures: [Date's house] ME: I'd love to see u again DATE: That would be nice ME [whispers to her dog] ok what do I do she thinks I'm talking to her