Rejecting someone by saying “you deserve someone better” is a fun way to let a person know you’d rather insult yourself than to date them.
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“…and use only your finest microwaves.”
– me, trying to impress my date at Applebee’s
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There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the right application of fonts and colours
I’m not saying he ate the candy canes off the bottom of the Christmas tree I’m just saying my dog’s breath was minty fresh this morning.
Date a photographer. Then when it doesn’t work out you have new pics for your dating apps.
ah yes, the Supreme Court
a regular court, but with diced tomatoes and sour cream
Orion’s belt? Waist of space!
Autocorrect got me in trouble again when I invited the neighbors over for a friendly game of Go Fist.