@OrdinaryAlso
(Inception)
Leonardo DiCaprio: where’d he go?
me: *wakes up to pee for the 4th time*
@Dustinkcouch
mugger: give me your money
me: what service do u provide
mugger: i uh..hmm. i mug
me: how much do u charge
mugger: …all. all ur money
me: be honest with yourself.
mugger: $10.
me:
mugger: $7?
me: deal
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