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@ermahgarton: MURDERER: could a murderer do THIS? *defendant proceeds to not kill anyone*
JUDGE: he's got a point

MURDERER: could a murderer do THIS? *defendant proceeds to not kill anyone*
JUDGE: he’s got a point

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