@KalvinMacleod: [murders Aquaman with some super absorbent paper towels]
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@HousewifeOfHell: When the world is about to end, I hope we know about it in advance so I can stop doing laundry.
@FillWerrell: If I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you! Knees to chest damnit! KNEES TO CHEST
@bornmiserable: ME: [holding up boombox outside your bedroom window] DO YOU HAVE FOUR D BATTERIES THAT I COULD BORROW