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Guard: Ma'am, please don’t touch the statue.
Me: But I'm almost finished painting her toenails.
@Fire_Badger: how come nobody who hacks celebrities ever does anything funny with it? they just type the n word like that's comedy gold. You just hacked the CEO of twitter, idiot, you could've said something like "I am pleased to announce we are merging with Facebook. More details to follow"