– Reviews for “TicTacToe, The Movie”
Guard: Ma’am, please don’t touch the statue.
Me: But I’m almost finished painting her toenails.
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“Say hello to my little friend” Great Movie Quote. Terrible bedroom talk.
MENTOR: I am now sponsored by Cheetos, but it shan’t affect my wise counsel
ME: How can I become-
MENTOR: Dangerously cheesy? Glad you asked
Girlfriend: “Does this dress make me look fat?”
Me: “Stop blaming the dresses.
Any t-shirt can be an ironic t-shirt if you hate things enough
King: For the last time, what’s your SURNAME?!
Sir Name: *staring, eyelid twitching in frustration*
Me: Hi, I’d like to get a tattoo on my calf.
Calf: *nervous mooing*
Grey Goose and Red Bull, because two sets of wings is better than one.
6: Can I have a baby sister?
Me *panicking*: Uh, well, the problem is that you can’t choose so the baby might be a boy.
6: Then can I have a turtle?
I still get my ‘drive-throughs’ & ‘drive-bys’ mixed up. Which is the one where I have to take a gun?