My 10 yr old googled how many states are in Oregon so I guess geography skills are like genetic or whatever

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The meat served in IKEA’s restaurant is made of people who couldn’t find the way out.


“That’s one small step for man. That’s one open fridge for man. That’s one good sandwich for-”
“Neil! Stop.”


Me *remembering my therapist said to be confident enough to answer questions* I’m under the table

Murderer: ok thanks


If you died and became a ghost haunting a graveyard you’d save ~$800 a month in rent. That’s over 600k a year. Being broke is a mindset and there’s no excuse for it


Dating a skinny guy is cool and all until you both get naked and the societal expectation that women be smaller overwhelms you and the shame u feel about ur body drives you to tears


at the salon thinking of going darker for winter

maybe i’ll kill the shampoo girl


On tonight’s episode of Catfish, Cathy finds out she’s been in an online relationship with a pineapple.