In 2004 I took one bite of a Nature Valley granola bar in my car, and I’m still finding crumbs today.
My 10 yr old googled how many states are in Oregon so I guess geography skills are like genetic or whatever
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“That’s one small step for man. That’s one open fridge for man. That’s one good sandwich for-”
“I WALKED ON THE MOON, JANET”
Me *remembering my therapist said to be confident enough to answer questions* I’m under the table
Murderer: ok thanks
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Dating a skinny guy is cool and all until you both get naked and the societal expectation that women be smaller overwhelms you and the shame u feel about ur body drives you to tears
Damn my forehead is big!
My Mom used to call it a fivehead.
at the salon thinking of going darker for winter
maybe i’ll kill the shampoo girl
On tonight’s episode of Catfish, Cathy finds out she’s been in an online relationship with a pineapple.