Been throwing away this piece of tape for the last 17 hours
My 13 yro daughter just asked
What if “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” & “It’s Raining Men” are about the same event, but from different perspectives?
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Judas: yeah, the last supper
Jesus: the what?
Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas
American Bulldog: Bark!
German Shepard: Ba<hocks loogie>rk!
Boston Terrier: fahken bahk!
All these Email scams must make it hard for Legitimate Nigerian Royalty to share large sums of cash with strangers!
A prankster draws glasses on all the photos In Lois Lanes family photo album…
Lois Lane: “this is not my family photo album!”
I see you keep your wallet and cell phone in your bra
*reaches into bra, pulls out an entire wheel of cheese*
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If life gives you raisins, there’s not much you can do.
I’m not worried about toilet paper, but if I go to the store and my coffee creamer is gone, we are going to have issues.
Arnold Palmer: get me a refreshing drink
Barkeep: try this, its lemonade and iced tea
Arnold Palmer: Mmm… its good… I just invented it.