My 13 yro daughter just asked

What if “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” & “It’s Raining Men” are about the same event, but from different perspectives?

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Jesus: Friday?
Judas: yeah, the last supper
Jesus: the what?
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American Bulldog: Bark!

German Shepard: Ba<hocks loogie>rk!

Boston Terrier: fahken bahk!


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Lois Lane: “this is not my family photo album!”


I see you keep your wallet and cell phone in your bra


*reaches into bra, pulls out an entire wheel of cheese*


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Arnold Palmer: get me a refreshing drink
Barkeep: try this, its lemonade and iced tea
Arnold Palmer: Mmm… its good… I just invented it.